On 03/03/99 08:57:44 you wrote:

A faux-tigerskin bezel, a fireplace, a scantily-clad young lady stroking said bezel while purring appreciatively. Has anyone contacted our advertising agency?

Does the scantily-clad young lady included with the bezel?

I bet they could sell a lot of filers that way....

Bruce

PS - This would make a great ad campaign. Show a picture like the above, the woman stroking the bezel and the words, "Is your file server... sexy?" Then you could have a little asterisk and at the bottom of the advert the words:

*Scantily-clad young lady not included.

Bruce