Hey! You guys got a knife? Geez. We should start up a list of stuff sorted by gee-wow value so that we can each find out where we stand with Net App...

One grey T-shirt. (Thanks, Matt!) Even though I've adopted a policy of "all of my employers are belong to NetApp" - can't be without my trusty toasters, wherever I go... okay, admittedly my employers can only generally go for things like single F720s, but it's the *principle* that counts.

Trade shows and expos really don't have the quality of swag these days; last year's "eXpo" in Dublin (software centre of Europe, and all that) netted me one T-shirt (thanks again, Matt!), a couple of pens, and heaps of squeezy rubber desk toys (just missed out on the Corel inflatable Tux penguins). Even five years ago, you could count on a couple of Microsoft t-shirts (for defacing as appropriate) and the occasional Cool Inflatable Thing. Ah well.

Colm (*sigh*)