The goop on now.netapp.com is old, and rather clunky.

Yup. I completely agree ;-)

Anybody got any good Netcache MRTG stuff that sucks down all the good stuff w/o firing up wget to grep out data?

Not MRTG, but here are my config files for Cricket (which is sort-of-a-successor to MRTG).

If you want to use this with Cricket you should create a subdirectory and dump in the Defaults file and the appropriate "nc" file.

NetCache 5.0 has a LOT of info available via SNMP.

I don't display *everything* in the "Targets" specification for NetCache-50 but if you read through the files you can see what else might be of interest...

Even if you don't use Cricket these files should be of use if you want to use SNMP - the hard part of SNMP is not retrieving the stats, but interpreting and graphing them correctly...

Have fun... If you've any questions let me know...

Cheers, Niall