Hey Lance, me luv, We at NetApp are always eager to help, but could you be a little more specific? Are you being held hostage by terrorists? Did you lose your car keys? Are you trying to borrow money? Has a gorgeous woman tied you to a bed, no wait, I'll take that one back. You probably wouldn't want help in a case like that. However you see my problem, Lance. We really don't know exactly what kind of advice or support to offer. ;-)
-----Original Message----- From: White, Lance [mailto:Lance.White@netapp.com] Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 6:32 AM To: 'toasters@mathworks.com' mailto:'toasters@mathworks.com' Subject: help
At least it's not like one e-mail I got a few years back
An e-mail that said:
"Help. I can't send e-mail. Can someone please assist?"
It was one of the rare circumstances that I decided, no, this person probably would be best left off to figure it out for himself.
On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:23:58AM -0700, Cormier, Darleen wrote:
Hey Lance, me luv, We at NetApp are always eager to help, but could you be a little more specific? Are you being held hostage by terrorists? Did you lose your car keys? Are you trying to borrow money? Has a gorgeous woman tied you to a bed, no wait, I'll take that one back. You probably wouldn't want help in a case like that. However you see my problem, Lance. We really don't know exactly what kind of advice or support to offer. ;-)
-----Original Message----- From: White, Lance [mailto:Lance.White@netapp.com] Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 6:32 AM To: 'toasters@mathworks.com' mailto:'toasters@mathworks.com' Subject: help
At least it's not like one e-mail I got a few years back
An e-mail that said:
"Help. I can't send e-mail. Can someone please assist?"
It was one of the rare circumstances that I decided, no, this person probably would be best left off to figure it out for himself.
hee hee. the answer to that one is:
"sure. send an email to the support desk for assistance."
:-)
-- chris "is this thing on?"
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